The day after the one of the greatest matches ever why not a little insight from the biggest fool to hit the net.....
<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt1>Got two questions...
I hear a lot of talk about SOCCER PLAYS....
Doesn't it make sense to play every UNDER ?
Doesn't every game end 0-0 ?
To be followed by a TENSE game of SHOOT OUT...proving basically nothing....
Remember that CHICKS WORLD CUP...
Now that was GUT WRENCHING....
0-0...well could we expect anything more...with a ONE GOAL SHOOT OUT VICTORY for the USA....
I mean I am always FASCINATED by NECKCAR FANS....don't really get it but I am FASCINATED....and I respect it....I mean it is kinda repeative to watch 45 cars ride around in a circle for 4 hours.....but at least there is a winner....
SOCCER....normally in my opinion..fails to get there...and when they do...the wrong person gets the KUDOS.....
0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT......x100
I mean when a basketball game ends 80-80....they don't start chucking from HALF COURT ...
Cause what would that prove....
or real FOOTBALL GAMES don't resort to each QB engaging in a WHO CAN THROW IT THE LONGEST...
Cause what would that prove....
NOTHING...
SO WHY THE SHOOT OUT....
Our chicks won cause they kicked in ONE more FREE KICK than CHINA...and it wasn't even the only one....I mean let's be honest...they basically all go in...
SAD part of the story was they gave all the glory to the CHICK with NO SHIRT rather than the REAL HERO the GOALIE in this case.....
Cause in a SHOOT OUT, guarding a GOAL the size of an AIRCRAFT CARRIER seems kinda hard...
I am aware though in a game...due the ball never being able to STAY IN BOUNDS...GOALS are far and never between...thus my comment on every game ending 0-0
So during PLAY....a GERMAN SHEPARD could be posted up front.....
Cause I mean hell....what...ONE SHOT ON GOAL A GAME and that is launched from 45 yards....
I guess I just don't get SOCCER.....
Oh yeah....one last question....
Why can a WR in REAL FOOTBALL gets SANDWICHED between TWO ATTITUDE DRVINE SAFTIES at full speed....
A batter can get throttled by a 98MPH missle in the KNOB from 60+ feet ....
or a SKI'er going 125mph gets FORKED by a LOST TREE and...
GET UP.....
But a SOCCER player needs EMERGENCY ONE to stretcher his ass off the field after getting kicked in the....SHIN ?
I don't know....
I even shatter to think what a NOSE BLEED would bring from a SOLID HEADER.....
Possibly a MEDOVAC of some sort....
Don't mean to be a wise ass......but I guess I just don't see it....
But again....I'd play the UNDERS....
Why then you might ask....aren't I a MILLIONAIRE playing the UNDERS...
Well....I guess I have to come clean...the thought of spending my days watching 75 tourist run around SCRUMMING for a ball with no hope of FULLFILLMENT....
Just doesn't hold me to an evening....
GL GENTLEMEN
HH
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Great stuff Hen!!!! Time to put down the Mountain dew and potato chips and get your fat ass a passport. To be fat ignorant and the worst capper around is no way to go through life:finger:
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<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt1>Got two questions...
I hear a lot of talk about SOCCER PLAYS....
Doesn't it make sense to play every UNDER ?
Doesn't every game end 0-0 ?
To be followed by a TENSE game of SHOOT OUT...proving basically nothing....
Remember that CHICKS WORLD CUP...
Now that was GUT WRENCHING....
0-0...well could we expect anything more...with a ONE GOAL SHOOT OUT VICTORY for the USA....
I mean I am always FASCINATED by NECKCAR FANS....don't really get it but I am FASCINATED....and I respect it....I mean it is kinda repeative to watch 45 cars ride around in a circle for 4 hours.....but at least there is a winner....
SOCCER....normally in my opinion..fails to get there...and when they do...the wrong person gets the KUDOS.....
0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT......x100
I mean when a basketball game ends 80-80....they don't start chucking from HALF COURT ...
Cause what would that prove....
or real FOOTBALL GAMES don't resort to each QB engaging in a WHO CAN THROW IT THE LONGEST...
Cause what would that prove....
NOTHING...
SO WHY THE SHOOT OUT....
Our chicks won cause they kicked in ONE more FREE KICK than CHINA...and it wasn't even the only one....I mean let's be honest...they basically all go in...
SAD part of the story was they gave all the glory to the CHICK with NO SHIRT rather than the REAL HERO the GOALIE in this case.....
Cause in a SHOOT OUT, guarding a GOAL the size of an AIRCRAFT CARRIER seems kinda hard...
I am aware though in a game...due the ball never being able to STAY IN BOUNDS...GOALS are far and never between...thus my comment on every game ending 0-0
So during PLAY....a GERMAN SHEPARD could be posted up front.....
Cause I mean hell....what...ONE SHOT ON GOAL A GAME and that is launched from 45 yards....
I guess I just don't get SOCCER.....
Oh yeah....one last question....
Why can a WR in REAL FOOTBALL gets SANDWICHED between TWO ATTITUDE DRVINE SAFTIES at full speed....
A batter can get throttled by a 98MPH missle in the KNOB from 60+ feet ....
or a SKI'er going 125mph gets FORKED by a LOST TREE and...
GET UP.....
But a SOCCER player needs EMERGENCY ONE to stretcher his ass off the field after getting kicked in the....SHIN ?
I don't know....
I even shatter to think what a NOSE BLEED would bring from a SOLID HEADER.....
Possibly a MEDOVAC of some sort....
Don't mean to be a wise ass......but I guess I just don't see it....
But again....I'd play the UNDERS....
Why then you might ask....aren't I a MILLIONAIRE playing the UNDERS...
Well....I guess I have to come clean...the thought of spending my days watching 75 tourist run around SCRUMMING for a ball with no hope of FULLFILLMENT....
Just doesn't hold me to an evening....
GL GENTLEMEN
HH
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Great stuff Hen!!!! Time to put down the Mountain dew and potato chips and get your fat ass a passport. To be fat ignorant and the worst capper around is no way to go through life:finger:
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